Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

by J-coke da killa September 1, 2013

Dick on a stick

A really uptight guy, a jerk. I always imagine a guy in a suit with a stick up his back, making him seem stiff and serious.

Man, I am glad to get out of there! That guy was a real dick on a stick!

by Melissa Grayson January 18, 2008

Dick on the Down Low

A guy you're boning, but you're too embarrassed to tell your friends.

I never knew that you and Eric were hooking up!
Yeah, you did. It was years ago...
Are you sure you're not still boning? Is he your dick on the down low?

by TeenyPony June 2, 2015

dick on display

When you can see someone's penis in their pants

Damn bro do you got a boner because your dick is on display

I bought some fresh jeans but you can see my dick trough it my dick on display nigga

by Zoogame April 27, 2017

dick on bread

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

by MisterE1313 May 12, 2018

Dick on a midget

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.

If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!

by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010

Dick on the Floor

When a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out... they are putting their dick on the floor. Also when a gentleman is hitting on a girl and he puts his penis on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. Also known as Delta Omnicron Tau Phi

Most parties I'm at I just put my dick on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.

by StraightChessinIt December 26, 2009