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dewey

Pronunciation of the acronym for the criminal charge Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants and Driving Under the Influence (DUII & DUI)
I can't believe that cop fingered me with a dewey last night even after I passed all the tests!
by sickbeats June 2, 2007
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Dewey Cheatham & Howe

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.
by octopod January 24, 2004
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Morning Dewey

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.
by Ola G. October 20, 2010
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Dewey Riley

Dewey Riley (also known as "Dwight" Riley) was the deuteragonist of the film series "Scream". He was the town's deputy until the events of Scream 4 where he became the town's sheriff. He was also the husband of Gale Weathers but divorced her somewhere after the events of Scream 4. In Scream 5 he was stabbed and killed after he attempted to shoot the killer in the head meaning that the other legacy characters ( Sydney Prescott and Gale Weathers) are the only remaining surviving victims of the "Woodsboro" murders.
Person 1: Hey bro did you hear?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Dewey Riley died in the new Scream movie.
Person 2: Damn bro
by r@tsbm8s August 4, 2022
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Dewey

An inconvenient boner that must be displayed proudly:

Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.
Adam: You're not gonna believe this, I got a Dewey right before the bell rang.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.

Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?

Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.
by Habitual Deweyer April 18, 2010
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Dewey

A DUI. Phonetically, DUI (as in Driving Under the Influence) can be pronounced as such. In rural Michigan, people often say that they got a Dewey as opposed to a DUI.
"Man, you drive! I'm already working on my second Dewey as is."
by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. April 17, 2013
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Dewey

A guy that is bent on controlling women and has an innate need to be humiliated by them l. He has no regard for how they feel and just wants to conquer them, and break hearts.
That guy just pulled a Dewey on his wife.

He Deweyed me when he woke my heart and then broke it.
by SpelixipiHurts April 24, 2019
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