Desquamated 

Inclined to sit at a desk, while working. Slang for office/cubicle workers or other desk jobs

Commonly pronounced "Desklimated"

The movie Office Space humorously detailed the fictional lives of desquamated workers.

Jane Doe was quite desquamated at work, instead of walking over to talk to the co-workers next to her, she would call or e-mail them so she didn't have to stand or move at work.

Desquamated by Badley Aloysius Washington VII July 2, 2008

DeQueer 

To turn gay straight

His magical penis DeQueered the lesbian

DeQueer by AdAmHaRT January 20, 2019

deshuevado

to have been hit in the balls

i was deshuevado by that stupid little kid.

deshuevado by venividivici November 26, 2006

desqzel

a close friend or family member who is also an attorney. complex encapsulation of abbreviated version of formal 'esquire'. likely to be perforated by russian mafia.

hold your horses, my desqzel is on the way and we'll get it all straightened out.

desqzel by Anonymous August 22, 2003

dequewnshun 

a really nice guy who usually has a really nice smile and likes to play clear vision elite

Woah did you see Dequewnshun friday night, he be looking ripe!

dequewnshun by Elly7393 June 8, 2010

Deeque 

To hold your ice cream upside down over somebody’s head like at Dairy Queen

Jay: Deeque Dave no balls you won’t
Tim: K

Deeque by BmossxD December 16, 2018

dequecr 

to turn a gay person straight

the U.S sould set up camps to dequecr most of americas population

dequecr by Dill pickkle January 20, 2019