To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
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John never writes me on his own. I always have to start the conversation. I think my desperatio is 100%.
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Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.
Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.
by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006
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Hey man, I wrote 2000 lines of code yesterday. A day off, that's my deservation.
Hey man, I wrote 2000 lines of code yesterday. A day off, that's my deservation.
by bodeswell September 25, 2010
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Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."
Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."
Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."
Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
by VinBorges April 24, 2007
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Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011
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2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
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