Departed

Playing against the PSN user Departing, and most likely being owned.

I got totally departed last night on COD4

by Whodawhatnow June 4, 2009

Departure Lounge

The anus

Ive gotta go have a crap...it's in the departure lounge!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Defarture Lounge

A small room in the lower bowl that host farts and turds on the final leg of their gastronomic journey, recognisable by a distinctive gurgling sound emitted from the stomach area, accompanied by a very slight lowering of the subjects centre of gravity.

Dude1: Did you here that bubbling sound? I think I’ve received some new arrivals in my defarture lounge.

Dude2: Man! Time to make yourself comfy on the porcelain think tank me thinks, and quick!

by Simon the ginger cat August 17, 2010

denatured

The state of possessing either a malfunctioning set of testicular apparatus or no testicular apparatus. This state of being is most common in canines, cats and whipped married men. The origin from the word stems from the distinction between one with a pair of testicular apparatus and one without said apparatus. The one with the apparatus can let nature continue whereas the one without the apparatus can't let nature continue, hence DE-NATURED.

My dog is now denatured as his testicles were duly ripped from his ballsack yesterday at the vet.

A: That man is being pushed around by his wife. He must be denatured.
B: Explains why they don't have kids.

by zk3x July 3, 2010

Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

departure

when you depart

"my departure for your mothers house is tomorrow"

by wzrd101 November 8, 2022

DFW Departure

When you came early and have to sit in the corner

I went on a date the other day? Dude had a DFW Departure, so I ghosted him after.

by 6BD February 6, 2025