Dendrothymos

From the Greek δένδρο, dendro or tree, and θυμός, thymos or anger, is an uncontrolled anger reaction experienced by phylogeneticists (biologists who study evolution) when faced with a really bad evolutionary tree

Tom suffered a severe case of dendrothymos when he read that paper on fungi

by proffunguy August 5, 2016

Dendro-necrophiliac

One who performs sexual intercourse with dead trees.

Old Man James admitted that he was a dendro-necrophiliac.

by Jim6985 April 3, 2007

Deadric

Deadric is the other name for the Harry Potter character Cedric. Used because he was killed

Deadric is my favourite character

Who’s deadric?
Cedric but after he died
AZKABAN

by Deadric.diggory October 12, 2020

dendraphilia

to have sex with trees

john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine

by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

dendiosis

A potentially serious condition in which one's sensitivity is impaired either physically or emotionally, or both. This includes the inability to feel burns and cuts on one's chest, or the ability to connect with one's roommate. Also known as antisensualism.

Megan 1: Hi, nice to meet you! ::offers to shake hand::
Megan 2: As I have a bad case of dendiosis, let's keep those fingers from clasping
Megan 1: Wow, that is really not interesting!

by EkariKeimai July 30, 2020

Denric

a friend that seems a true friend to you but will break up with you for the most ridiculous ways possible

"denric" means a friend that seems a true friend to you but will break up with you for the most ridiculous ways possible like

me: dude why you don't wanna be friends with me anymore, is our friendship over

my friend: absolutely since you destroyed our base at Minecraft which took me days to build

by NoobSlayer_ August 24, 2022

dendropheliac

a person who fucks trees and thy enjoy better than human sex.

by aLeXX March 27, 2003