dadsplaining

When, upon confirming his target does in fact know how to do something, a dad explains it anyways.

Dad: Hey son, I think it would be good to know how to change a tire in case of emergency.

Son: I actually know how to do that. I popped a tire last year and luckily had a spare. YouTube is super helpful.

Dad: So the first thing you're going to want to do is...

Son: Please stop dadsplaining this to me!

by misterscooter January 26, 2022

Femsplaining

När en övertygad Fi aktivist, nedlåtande försöker förklara för omgivningen att ex. inkvotering av kvinnor på attraktiva höga tjänster, är bättre för samhället än att anställa den bäst kvalificerade.

Hörde Kerstin köra en Femsplaining igår. Hon berättade att företag skulle bli lönsammare om alla styrelsemedlemmar var kvinnor.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend

My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.

by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016

Dadsplaining

Similar to mansplaining, but used to explain topics outside the realm of expertise in a condescending or patronizing manor to those without parental experience.

The chef was dadsplaining to my astrophysicist colleagues why the Earth is truly flat.

by Dollar$ April 13, 2017

dadsplaining

Similar to mansplaining, but when you're dad does it even more

The programme was destroyed when he started dadsplaining

by Fods47 January 22, 2017

Femsplaining

The explanation of something by someone who identifies as Female, typically to a sexist man (or someone who doesn't identify as Female), in a manner Supposedly regarded as condescending or patronizing. But is really just because they would rather not hear from anyone who identifies as Female (or doesn't Pass as Female or androgynous in their eyes)

Femsplaining isn't really a Thing, just another toxic tactic to both Gaslight and manipulate other's & situations, especially when Wrong in an Argument or misinformed/not informed about a thing in Question. But doesn't want to be Wrong.

Femsplaining also cannot exist without the brother phrase "Mansplaining", which has the Exact same Definition.

"Your response is classic femsplaining"
"Ugh, _____ isn't _____ it's _____! Quit Femsplaining, you're wrong and stupid"

by Roseberry22 March 11, 2021

doomsplaining

When crazy characters in horror movies appear to give exposition, or warn soon-to-be victims of their impending doom!

Walt Gourney appeared in two FRIDAY THE 13TH' entries as "Crazy" Ralph, doomsplaining his way through diners and campsites before riding away on his bicycle.

by Rod McCain May 22, 2016