defetext

To text while pooping.

My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.

by AwesometheCat April 11, 2010

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Millimeter Defeater

A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!

Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months

Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?

Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!

Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(

by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021

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yeetus defeatus

A amazing group of ppl that r gods of roblox and fortnite. Everyone in this group is hard and has £3 in their bank

"Come join yeetus defeatus"says Anna

"All ready have 20 secs ago" says conner

by Paatrick Laadz February 5, 2019

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Defeated

When there is nothing else you can do.

I am defeated, im at a loss..

by king of pain June 30, 2009

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Dewey defeats Truman

(Noun) A large blunder or mistake; an inaccuracy

Today our sociology professor said that dolphins are fish. What a Dewey defeats Truman-she should check her facts.

"Shit! After I printed out my essay, I realized I had made a few punctuation and spelling errors."
"Hey, don't worry. It's no Dewey defeats Truman"

by Arthur Henning September 30, 2011

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