Definitions by AwesometheCat

Ambisextrous 

the ability to perform a sex act upon others - or oneself - with either hand.

You can do that with your left hand too?! I love that you're ambisextrous!

Ambisextrous by AwesomeTheCat December 10, 2011

fishburn 

(aka "fishbelly burn") A sunburn on only one side of a body part (where the resulting difference in coloration is so distinct, that it resembles the difference in color between a fish's top and bottom).

Man, look at the difference between the top and bottom of your arm! What a fishburn?!

fishburn by AwesomeTheCat October 27, 2011

defetext 

To text while pooping.

My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.

defetext by AwesometheCat April 11, 2010