December 5th

National beat someone's ass day

It's December 5th ffist fight someone you hate

by Micdonaldsbitch December 4, 2019

December 5th

National Wear black day! Sometimes we have to appreciate dark colors too. So wear black on this day!

Hey did you know National Wear all Black is on December 5th!

by sweetxmyra November 29, 2019

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

December 5th

The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general

Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!

by alystic August 20, 2022

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

december 5th

national give ur boyfriend a scrunchie day

alex: its december 5th
ella:oh yeah heres my scrunchie

by ilovefood727 December 5, 2020

5th December

The 5th of December 2015 is when the famous video of a young girl in a Santa costume got bored and posted a video of her dancing and singing to mamma Mia on YouTube, it’s called ‘singing time with Holly’ and is an absolute banger. Everyone has heard about the video at least once and then people copy her dances :)

Ben : OMG! Did you see that video Holly posted?

Lauren : Haha yeah I did it’s so funny I copy her dances!

Ben: I can’t wait for the anniversary on the 5th December!

by hec:) August 5, 2022