by rPvnther December 3, 2019
Get the December 5th mug.Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow
by Remmerr November 27, 2023
Get the December 5th fuck your roommate day mug.December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!
by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021
Get the December 5th mug.National Kiss your fortnite sugar daddy goodnight day. You must pleasure that homie that always gifts you 🙏
December 5th: National pleasure your fortnite sugar daddy day
Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet
Guy: Yo Lemme go to your room tonight for all those fortnite gifts you get me 😫
His homie: Ight bet
by TheGoat34 December 2, 2023
Get the December 5th mug.by Best Student 6969 November 12, 2021
Get the December 5th mug.The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general
by alystic August 20, 2022
Get the December 5th mug.Hooman: “Why are you wearing black?”
Other Hooman: “It’s wear black day, duhh! You have to wear black all day today since it is December 5th.”
Other Hooman: “It’s wear black day, duhh! You have to wear black all day today since it is December 5th.”
by yeetus thy feetus November 20, 2019
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