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Fart With Headphones On

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011
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Stock ipod headphones

The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?

me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.

Kirby: Sennheiser?

me: This company that makes badass headphones.

Kirby: How much did they cost?

me: Bout £50.

Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.

Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.

Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.

Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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headphone album

Album that is supposedly best listened to on headphones, as opposed to being played over loudspeakers.
'Our Endless Numbered Days' is a headphone album.
by headphones_dude August 27, 2005
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DEADPOOLED

When all your friends/family or co workers have gone somewhere without you . Either an event or a movie ( how it originated)
Man! Dude they went without you to see deadpool ? You just got deadpooled , let me guess they also saw batman vs superman without you ? Wow deadpooled again . Thats skandless
by Jairobot July 3, 2016
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headphones

tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.
man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*
by Briam September 1, 2003
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Headphone Zombie

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.
I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies
by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015
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Dead Phone Syndrome

noun: When you call people, but none pick up, as if simulatenously all telecommunication services are disabled.
Can stretch over the course of an hour to over a day.
Jerry: I tried to call Melissa yesterday, she did not pick up. But as I was bored I decided to call Phillipp, Josef, Sandra, Yvonne and even my mother, but apparently today was dead phone syndrome!

Tom: I have that as well occassionally, ... but hey, you didn't try to call me!

Jerry: ...
by TheDefinitioner90 October 22, 2010
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