Danville, VA

Danville, VA is a place that used to be known for its wonderful textile industry. Now that is gone, it pretty much has nothing left except high uneducation and unemployment rates. Also, be warned upon entering Danville, of the extremly high STD rate. Stupidity is common here. Logical reasoning is not taught within the city limits, and it really wouldn't matter if it were. Bad driving is normal. If you encounter a good driver on the streets of Danville, you should realize, they are obviously not from Danville. We are pretty sure they are selling licences at the Old Dutch (grocery store) now. There really isn't much going on in this place. For instance, they built a bypass around the city, and it is more interesting than the city itself. Teenagers hang out on Riverside Dr. (in the parking lot of shopping centers, right next to the only bowling alley) on weekends as an alternative to staying at home. On any given Friday night, there are four things to do, and three of them involve going to one of the local county's high school football games. Danville is filled with redneck hicks and ghetto fabulous peps. Just to give you one last feel of how smart this town is, lets go with this example: the science museum and the train station are located in the same building...smh. Thankfully this city is located right on the VA and NC border so at any given time in Danville, you are in the perfect position to get the hell out!

*watching fender bender from across the road*
Guy: "hey, does it take every cop and rescue person in this city to respond to a fender bender that didn't leave damage on either car?"
Girl: "yeap, welcome to Danville, VA!"
Guy: "count, with me! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13 guys standin around with their hands in their pockets!"
Girl: "yeap, seriously, you're not from round' here are you? head south, you'll hit NC soon! thanks for visiting."

by 10buzz11chip October 4, 2010

Deville

A car that is successful with the ladies. I just wish I had mine because I can't go out with chicks without it.

My 1964 Cadillac Coupe Deville's grill looks like a human's face

The 1959 Cadillac Coupe Deville was the best of all time

by Lowrider1964 June 30, 2009

Davilyn

The Unique Contrast Of Two Words (names) Put Together. usually found outgoing, halarious, kind, mean streak at times, eccentric and dangerous. Davilyn's are also considered to be more likely to suceed in life such as fame and or fortune. Usually the one to pick up more people in the bar. Considered the coolest of a big group.

Davilyn shall have its gold
davilyn is also a booty licker

by Lover415 October 6, 2012

danville ohio

A little shit kick town where one may purchase and sell meth. Where a bunch of twacked out mud slinging inbreed rednecks reside. A place where someone may fuck a sheep when they’ve had “one too many”

Hey let’s go to Danville Ohio and fuck my sister then right after fuck the family sheep!!!

by Itztrippy July 20, 2018

Cooella Deville

A term used for something that constitutes a word better than "cool," but not quite deserving of the word "awesome."

Sally: "I just bought a new pair of blue kangaroos."

Betty: "Cooella Deville."

Sally: "What?"

by Lbomb83 October 2, 2009

arthur darvill

An English actor and musician, Arthur Darvill (Thomas Arthur Darvill) is best known for his role as one of the Eleventh Doctor's companions Rory Williams in Doctor Who.

Person #1: Awe Rory's the best!

Person #2: who plays him?
person #1: Arthur Darvill.

by Chickadee297 May 24, 2016

Danville, CA

Danville California is the wealthiest suburb in the SF Bay Area. Many celebrities reside in the lavish, family friendly neighborhood of Blackhawk, such as E-40. It is a wonderful place to love and raise a family. Gotta love Danville!!!

( f u NewKid or whatever ur name is )

Danville, CA

by HeyyIzMee August 20, 2011