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David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.
David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."
by David Aruna March 24, 2023
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When someone is dancing in a horribly twisted, convulted way, they are said to have attended the
David Byrne School of Dancing. (David Byrne of the Talking Heads)
Graduates of the David Byrne School of Dancing...

Bald lead singer from Midnight Oil
Elaine Benes (of Seinfeld)
Myself and many others.
by perishable517 May 20, 2005
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On King David

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!
by Ara665 September 6, 2022
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Obsessive David Disorder

Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:

*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.

See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).

One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.

There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.

NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009
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dome of David

A number of men greater than two perform sexual acts with a single woman in the middle of them, the majority of men are jewish (a reference to King David) and link hands forming a dome around the woman.
The three of us formed a dome of David over her.
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Star of David

When six naked girls, who form a star shape by bending over and linking elbows, are banged sequentially doggy style by one lucky guy who is standing in the middle.
I hope those girls from Delta Delta Delta are coming over because I really want to Star of David those hos.

The best part of my Birthright trip was the Star of David we did back at the hotel.
by Doctor Dreidel January 31, 2009
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The ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug

8 out of 10 people guess incorrectly where the pinky goes on this one… coincidentally also the number of people in the room needed to make it happen
Tried to name the mtn the ol David Judd two pinky rub and tug . Although it rhymed it was to long of a title and voted down by the naming commission 🥺
by Ol pop can julio August 3, 2021
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