Pulling a David

when one acts awkward and jerks off on the bus

Don't alienate yourself by pulling a David on the bus

by da'id May 15, 2018

pulling a David Blaine

the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit

What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.

by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006

pulling a david

when one person randomly hangs up on you to go to bed.

“i’m pulling a david, goodnight”

by lilachopp June 8, 2019

Pull a David

When in the middle of hooking up you stick your entire tongue down their throat and leave it there.

yo i was hooking up with him and he decided to pull a david

by daddidrphil March 28, 2019

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

Pulling a David

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

by lady's man5441 February 21, 2022

a david

SNAKE

you tell a david to not say anything but he tells everyone anyways

by FUSRODAHHH May 6, 2012