Jack Daniels

A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.

"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."

"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"

by Gran Torino July 25, 2009

Danielius

Danielius is a Lithuanian name. And is probably very tall and smart.
He is probably packing a 7inch ✅
I wana slip inside him.

Danielius is so tall and smart. I think he's packing 7inches

by Slim Jim 11 November 24, 2021

danielsdoritos

❥ danielsdoritos is a fan-account for the popular boy band wdw or why don't we.
❥ she makes edits for the boys and I enjoy when she posts her edits.

"friend': who is your favourite fan- account
'Me': my favourite fan-account is @danielsdoritos

by lorendoritos October 18, 2018

Yack Daniels

To vomit as a result of drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, I don't feel so good, I think I'm going to Yack Daniels."

by boolgoblin June 19, 2017

godfrey daniels

W. C. Fields would say this instead of GDamn. It was usually uttered in disgust in a mumbling fashion.

Godfrey Daniels, Mother of Pearl!

by GonzoJhawk May 17, 2018

Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.

Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.

by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008

Dandalism

vandalism caused by a person or persons called dan, short for daniel or danielle. alternatively dandalism can also mean an act of vandalism against someone called dan, or to intentionally danrupt. (danrupt - the disrupting of peace within a person called dan. or the disrupting of peace within a person close to a dan, with the intention of indirectly affecting dan.)

I was with my sister Danielle in town, when a group of street thugs attacked us in an act of dandalism.

by Fabe Scott August 30, 2014