The Dandy

Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'

Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night

by Kyle Wallace April 22, 2003

A Dandy

A sexual act where during a 69 the woman sucks the man off and puts her nose in the guys arse

I was 69ing Sue the other night and she gave me a dandy!

by Tommytwank May 06, 2021

dandi

it’s a potato who looks like james brown

“hey did you hear dandi e cheated on nick?”
“that potato💀💀💀💀”

by gea January 23, 2022

dandies

code word or misspelling of handies also known as handy.

somehow the topic of dandies just got brought up and he gave me a couple of tips.

by electricadd December 07, 2007

dandy boy

Seungmin.

Me: Seungmin whats your nickname?
Seungmin: Dandy boy.

by river Xd November 30, 2020

hoe dandy

A hoe dandy means a pimp.

The daddy for those trick babes is their hoe dandy!

by I, Wreckerrr November 03, 2020

dandy mott

A godlike being who can hardly be defined with completely kind words. To sumarize it, he is a man-child who loves going on killing sprees and then bathing in the victims blood. He still has not obtained HIV

Kwanza is the holiday celebrating the birth of Dandy Mott

by Webster Dictionary Leaked December 28, 2014