van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.

Looks like it's another Van Damme Friday.

by Pats Mom March 7, 2008

Dammit Miles

A plague on both your houses
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles

*drops book* Dammit Miles!
*Dies during gameplay* Dammit Miles

by applechicken December 25, 2013

Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.

She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy

by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012

Gosh Dammit

in between gosh darn it and god damn it. It sufficiently gets the point across in a frustrating situation

Person 1: hey dude that skinny bastard is writing you another parking ticket.

Person 2: Gosh Dammit i hate that kid

by Toddjg10 November 1, 2010

Damma

When you're gonna eat something that you are kind of looking forward to eat more than regular food, it's something tasty aaand the quantity is probably going to exceed your normal intake.

If you happen to use this word, keep in mind that you will now become extremely cool like all the cool Swedes out there.

*sitting on the train

- hey, what are you gonna do when you get home?

- Oh, I'm gonna damma some meatballs

- Oh shit , Im so jealous! I just have beans at my place :(
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- I'm so excited for tonight, I found some lussebullar in my fridge and I'm gonna damma them all tonight
- Seriously dude, stop bragging
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- Gissa vad jag ska göra när jag kommer hem? Damma lite köttbullar!!!

by Köttbullepower January 16, 2022

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner

*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

by dam_son December 5, 2016