Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.

"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."

by Big D Blows July 7, 2008

Dallas Cowboys

A term used for any football team who's players are all celebreties or criminals and who are suppost to win every game but never even make it to the playoffs

Bruce: hey dude everybodys sayin that the steelers are going to win the superbowl this year!

James: nah man they'll probably just Dallas Cowboys the season as usual

by saints fan July 27, 2009

dallas cowboys

team that has a very small amount of people who cheer for them and are drug dealers who were good at football. Emmit Smith is overrated and the only "true" Cowboy fans live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

That guy over there is a Cowboy fan because everybody else is a Dallas Cowboys fan.

by Denver Beck May 8, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick June 17, 2005

dallas cowboys

A bush-leauge team favored by many, many homosexuals around the globe.

The Dallas Cowboys... Steers and queers to say the least.

by ha-ha April 12, 2005

dallas cowboys

Dallas, The new Football Babylon. Every front running Fag for miles and miles will be at the orgy. Hi fiving, and rubbing cow shit affectionately all over one another. Micheal, Troy, T.O., Larry Allen and every other drug smuggling, coke sniffing, crack smoking, future felon you can think of. White lines and bitches as far as the eye can see. AMERICA'S TEAM.

Dallas Cowboys,Americas team, for front running fags only.

by MHK October 24, 2006

Dallas Cowboys

Worst team in NFL. Supposedly "America's Team" even tho they ain't won shit since the 90s. Fans will tell you they will win the Superbowl every year and they always end up going 8-8.

Yo, you see the Dallas Cowboys last night? Man they're so trash bro.

by L195 June 10, 2021