DSLard

A play on DSL internet connection, which is known for being rediculously slow.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked the flight location yet?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Why not?! I told you to like an hour ago!
Person 2: I did, but my DSLard connection is extra slow today, and my internet froze!

by Epicdictionaryster January 10, 2010

Dalarious

Something that is both adorable and hilarious at the same time.

(1) I watched my kids school play and it was Dalarious.

(2) Opps. My 5 year old kicked someone in the groin that was bothering her during TaeKwonDo sparring class, it was Dalarious.

(3) My dog just ran into the glass door because he couldn't see it, how Dalarious.

by SailorSky October 28, 2012

dalad

don't act like a dumbass

that girl last night was so drunk so i had to tell her dalad

by dtothemoney May 3, 2012

DALAD

Stands for "Don't Act Like A Dumbass"; a counter-acronym for the widely known "YOLO" acronym.

Friend 1: Guess what, I hooked up with that slut last night...without a condom! YOLO!
Friend 2: Dude, you're a total idiot. DALAD and go get yourself checked and tested!

by fulltimeasian September 25, 2012

Dalad

A motto; An abbreviation for "Don't Act Like a Dumbass"

Forget YOLO- DALAD that's the motto ;)

by Ghostface Gilla May 2, 2012

Daladoofa

one who doesn't have enough common sense to realize that a word doesn't exist. He/she, also, fails to realize that urban dictionary and random rappers aren't enough proof that the word exists.

Just because Lil' Wayne said it in a song doesn't mean that the word actually exists. Dave stop being such a daladoofa.

by TheyGiveFlowers September 30, 2013

dalarö

Dalarö is a hot person with Haninge clothes

Damn son you Are as hot as Dalarö

by Minigrisen December 12, 2016