DSLard

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A play on DSL internet connection, which is known for being rediculously slow.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked the flight location yet?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Why not?! I told you to like an hour ago!
Person 2: I did, but my DSLard connection is extra slow today, and my internet froze!

DSLard by Epicdictionaryster January 10, 2010

Words you can keep

Dalard

When someone is a SOW and also sucks at PvP.

Wow, that guy got wrecked, he’s such a dalard.

Dalard by Goochwhip February 11, 2022

Related Words

DSLard • Dalard • Delarded • DSLAOD • Dylardo • Oh Delard!

Delarded

When fat people lose weight. Like, wow, that bitch needs delarding.

I was so fat before I got delarded.

Delarded by JDILIBERT1 November 25, 2011

DSLAOD

DSLAOD is the Abbreviation for Delta stink like an old dog and is used if you have a friend that is trash on video games

You died again you were not even top 50 your so bad at Fortnite your such a DSLAOD

DSLAOD by Stay vertical February 24, 2021

Oh Delard!

A phrase meaning "Oh Boy", or "Oh Shit". Developed from "Oh Dear Lord" shortened to "Oh Delard!"

"Watch out for that bus"
"Oh Delard!"

Oh Delard! by epit September 26, 2006

Dylardo

Old Italian man who loves root beer. Dylardo's tend to dance to crazy frog and go by the name of Dingus

My grandpa is such a Dylardo

Dylardo by anonymous March 24, 2024

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026