dysmexia 

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.

I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.

dysmexia by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008

Dysclixia

N. The condition leading to a tendency to mis click on a computer keyboard, often with onset in later years.
Adj. Dysclixic- one who suffers from dysclixia.

My mother has dysclixia; she is terrible on the computer.
My father is so dysclixic!

Dysclixia by Gidrjmw June 21, 2017

dysmorphia

to view oneself negatively over perceived defects in ones appearance that are not there or to exaggerate a small imperfection out of proportion effecting how you view yourself and how you think others view you.

her dysmorphia meant when she looked in the mirror she did not see herself as she was all she saw was fat.

dysmorphia by wellitsobvious April 10, 2015

Dysphoria Hoodie 

a Dysphoria Hoodie is a hoodie worn, typically by a transgender guy, to mask their body shapes. a dysphoria hoodie is typicaly sightly oversized in order to properly mask certain body shapes. it is also rarely washed because you probably wear it every single day. it is also common to wear this hoodie in very hot weather because dysphoria doesn't care.

Friend: why have you been wearing that hoodie for 5 months straight?
me: it's my dysphoria hoodie.

Dysphoria Hoodie by Ghost_king666 April 21, 2019

Dyslexic Agnostic 

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Dyslexic Agnostic by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

DYSAB 

The acronym for "Dude you're such a boner."

This is most commonly used in writing, via text message, chat, or posts.

A quick easy term used to let somebody know they're being lame or acting like a boner. Can also be used as a sarcastic greeting - hey what's up?

1) What up?
2) Just playing WOW, you?
3) DYSAB.

1) I'm not gonna make it to poker tonight bro, sorry.
2) DYSAB.

1) Yo, what is DYSAB???
2) Look it up on UD.
3) DYSAB.

1) DYSAB.
2) So is your mom.

DYSAB by WordMasterPhlex March 24, 2010