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a strange little man with a love for puns and being all-around obnoxious. stay away from him at all costs.
Duncan: H-
Me: don't. just don't.
duncan by duncanhater000 February 13, 2018
A dude that loves them girls with the ghetto booty
Duncan: "I love them ghetto booty's"
Duncan by Bitchboy7 January 22, 2018
A stupid motherfucker with a tiny dick who thinks he's awesome but is actually super gay
Duncan by Not gwyneth February 22, 2017
Someone who will not hesitate to stuff an object into your rectal cavity
bro1: so what was the outcome, what did the doctor say?
bro2: Maaaaaan, he stuck his finger up my ass and said you've just been Duncan'd..
bro1: that's deep
Duncan by WhoaPlayer December 13, 2018
Purposefully saving a bowel movement for when on the clock at work, thereby effectively getting paid for it.
"I'm gonna take a duncan then go on my lunch break."
Duncan by KoreRat January 24, 2014
(Noun)

-Someone who has mediocre hair
-Someone who thinks that their hair is better then it really is
Don't be such a Duncan! You know my hair is better than yours!
Duncan by genius definitions 101 October 15, 2014