ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

ding ding

Ding ding is the word of success.

Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding

by Tasho December 22, 2008

ding ding

Illegal slot machine

I lost so much money at the ding ding's last night!

by Chastafari December 5, 2012

ding ding

Clueless Asians in Barstow that are paralyzed with fear from being asked where to get a double-double while Ja-rule and Nelly laugh at him.

Look at those totally confused ding dings over there. Man, they are stupid.

by Harry Jack-O December 9, 2008

Ding Ding

A mysterious force that can only be truly defined upon finding it.

"Have ya found ya ding ding yet?"
"Nah, man. I'm still searching."

by TDDA August 29, 2013

ding ding!

An inconspicuous expression of pleasure or approval. Most effective when used when referring to hot Asian women.

"Look at the ass on her..."
"Ding Ding!"

"Do you think Kaori is hot?"
"Ding-fucking-ding!"

by Mosi June 24, 2003

ding ding

chinese. Based upon the chinese music you here in a chinese restuarant. Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Lets order some ding ding for delivery.

by yo mama September 11, 2003