Discordian

Someone that doesn't get off discord and hasn't touched grassed or inhaled air in some while, discordians normally deny themself they're discordian's but in reality everyone knows they take discord more seriously than their actual life.

Bro you have no life you lowkey a discordian.

by TruthEnlightenment October 11, 2021

discordian

A person who uses the app Discord/Reddit way too much. Such as managing 15 Direct Messages as well as being at the max server limit.

Ned: Man you are such a discordian!
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh

by ButterScott January 19, 2024

Discordian

A person who frequents the social media app Discord, similar to a Redditor

Being a discordian is a major turn off

by the great leap forward November 6, 2022

Discordian

Discordian; someone who cannot get off of discord, controls hella servers ( a lot of servers ) and is a mod who watches everything you do. They fight over the worst things, and dont like trolls and are soft.

"Nigga shutcho dumb ass up, you discordian; you possibly go in bed thinking about if that kitten wants you."

by drakefromdiscord October 30, 2021

Discordian

Someone who stays on discord all day and basically lives in discord instead of the real world around them

" Bryson is such a discordian no-life. "

by xanox June 28, 2022

Discordian

online strangers becomeing your daily friend's on discord

"This IS Discordia. Frendship, Love, Family, Honor, Pride"

"Hold your discordian homies tight. The ones that have stayed with you on the cold discordian streets are keepers 100! Stay safe my fellow discordians, normal activates will now resume"

by ReiMug January 31, 2024

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021