deluxe massage

The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.

I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.

by Emperor Megas March 1, 2014

Deluxe Reverb

When two guys are fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the vagina, at two different tempos. This creates a reverb effect.

John and Dick were double teaming a chick and created deluxe reverb.

by Mannly01 June 19, 2009

Deluxe Hater

A girl so bitter that she has to boost her own self-esteem by bringing down ALL of her friends. But she still loves them.....in some weird way.....

Thapes: I don't like that incriminating photo of me that you showed my aunt.
Sanyu: Screw you you ugly whore.
Thapes: Your such a deluxe hater you know that

by thegirlthatkrumps June 8, 2011

Deluxe Stall

The random stall in the bathroom that's like 3x bigger than the other ones for no apparent reason. Usually the stall of choice for a luxury shit.

John: Hey man, how was your shit?

Other John: Pretty awesome, I got the deluxe stall.

John: Dude, nice.

by deluxestall September 24, 2011

deluxe handshake

A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.

Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.

by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017

deluxe wash

Refers to a female to whom one would offer both Cunnilingous and Analingous.

Sal: "Damn dude check her out, would you eat that?"

Travis: "Hell Yea, I'd give her a deluxe wash!"

by B.T. Layman December 19, 2007

deluxe fail

n. a complicated and intricate fail typically involving more than one person. It is the result of some set-up or work towards a goal which fails in the end.

Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.

by Dr. Otto Botte November 12, 2010