defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

by JackassMcFuckadio September 3, 2021

defcon 5

adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.

These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.

And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.

A grumper often results in defcon 5.

Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?

by Nolan Dean May 13, 2005

defcon 10

Awesome

Was calmer than usual and not as many people fell into pool #1

by = July 11, 2003

defcon 1

a kick ass network center where you go and own the shit out of noobs (like tom ott) with headshots.

"you andy, u wanna go to D1 2day so we can pwn tom?"

by |M-=0=-W| Owns All!!! April 11, 2004

defcon scavenger hunt

The Defcon Scavenger Hunt is a ridiculously-themed, fast-paced hunt across the city of Las Vegas by a bunch of hackers to prove how people can obtain a million strange things in a single weekend.

This year I participated in the Defcon Scavenger Hunt and talked to tons of new people and almost ended up in prison!

by va1ka September 12, 2015

Defcon Horny1

Gender neutral term for When someone’s level of horiness is at its absolute highest level

I wouldn’t have fucked Sam if I wasn’t at DEFCON Horny1

by Jr DaWilde March 25, 2026

Going Defcon One

Having something said to you, and then you turn around and kill the guy with an extension cord, thus, going defcon one.

"Don't make me go defcon one on your ass"

by Randyg Giesinger July 21, 2004