Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
by Anya Braginski July 5, 2015
The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
by Looch May 12, 2003
Example 1:
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
by T-Money&trade January 20, 2009
by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 1, 2003
Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
by Bemoneyg December 4, 2005