God Fucking Dammit

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022

Jean Claude Van Damme

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004

god fucking dammit

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.

See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???

by Badgerbear May 30, 2007

Van Dammage

To inflict unholy amounts of pain on someone, usually with roundhouse kicks and punches that end up in a tense of the bicep.

Dude did you see Jim just roundhouse that nun in the face for coughing near him?

Yea mate, proper Van Dammage!

by jimstallone April 17, 2009

Double Dammit

A stronger curse than the regular dammit, used mainly at an accident or large mistake, also called the double D word.

Ah Double Dammit, I broke my bottle off inside of that girl.

by Ruin April 13, 2005

shit dammit

Words used by fictional surfing legend Lance Burkhart (played by Laird Hamilton) in the 1987 film "North Shore," when a lull in the waves occurs during a competition.

Used when either term alone is insufficient in expressing extreme disappointment or anger .

Shit dammit!!! GRRRRRRR!!!! I NEED this win!!

by Shagwell April 16, 2008

dammed off

When a girl grabs the tip of your penis just before to ejaculate, stopping the semen coming out.

Mark: shit! Helena grabbed my tip just as I was about to cum.

Phil: shit bro you totally got dammed off.

by Tommy4fingers May 10, 2016