B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

by anonymous April 3, 2021

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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

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T.U.R.D.

Acronym for Texting to an Unintended Recipient Dilemma. When you think you are texting one person, but after they respond "???" , you realize that you were on the wrong screen.

Guy 1: I sent out a T.U.R.D. at work today. I'm such a bonehead.

Guy 2: Oh man, that happens to me all the time. What'd you do?

Guy 1: I thought I was sending a text message to my friend complaining about my sucky supervisor. Turns out I wasn't on my friend's conversation screen.

Guy 2: Whose were you on?

Guy 1: My supervisor's! Know anyone who is hiring?

by poopflop January 5, 2018

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D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012