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D'Jarious

A systematic way to determine the truth and authenticity of the relevant claim. Uses a levelling system to determine how accurate the statement is:

'D'Jarious I/First': Straight up cap.
'D'Jarious II/Second': Partial-truth, partial-lie; Even though some of the claim could be true, there is also the potential to be a lie within the statement.
'D'Jarious III/Third': An entirely truthful statement, coming from the heart and soul of the person delivering the statement.

'D'Jarious' can commonly be abbrev. as 'DJ'.

Pseudo-D'Jariousn, n-inf in {R}, =/0: Backed up by theoretical physics and mathematics, as well as a mechanical engineer.
'D'Jarious IV/Fourth': Similar to 'D'Jarious III', however, this claim is backed up by love for the recipient.
Zude 1: "Yo bro, does my dih stink like ahh, gng?"

Zude 2: "Nah, u good luh jit."

Zude 1: "Put that on DJ III rn!"

Zude 2: "Yea man, on D'Jarious I ur dih don't stank."
by edenbean June 9, 2025
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Grade-D Jackassery

Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.
dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL."
dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!"

dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"
by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023
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"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
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W I D E James

Person 1: do you see that tree?

Person 2: no, there is a W I D E James in the way

Person 1: understandable, have a great day
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D'Amico Slip Jab

While having sex with a female Doggy-style. You pull out and aggressivly finger her from behind. Usually on lawn, or pool furniture
i got a dislocated finger last night after i gave my girlfriend the D'Amico Slip Jab
by zoobalance October 6, 2006
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He'd slug your jaw

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga
by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023
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Michael Jackson'd

Verb: To be infected with a rare emotion and sense of love and caring for the entire planet Earth....this includes man, animals and vegetation. To be Michael Jackson'd is to be the healing answer to a dying planet.
"In the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy in 2012, many folks helped with clean-up efforts because they were Michael Jackson'd."
by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012
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