between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

Cemal

Cemal is the name of a guy who always has weed on him, he's everyone's plug and girls squirt at the sound of his name.

Bro I got my weed from Cemal

by djrock21848 October 7, 2019

cremaster

The muscle that moves your testicles up and down into five different positions.

I watched my paddidas move around as I flexed my cremaster.

by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004

cwma

Abbreviation that ignorant/arrogant people use to sound like an asshole...Cant Whoop My Ass is what it stands for

Ryan: You cwma
Logan: Yes I cannn

by LoganL January 7, 2011

emy wemy pwemy cweamy lweany zweamy porcodioemy

emy wemy pwemy cweamy lweany zweamy porcodioemy is a emy and emy is cool

omg ur so cool youre such an emy wemy pwemy cweamy lweany zweamy porcodioemy!

by denk wenk November 6, 2021

cweam team

A group of superior trollers, a person in this group will be very funny, and way too cool for one person to handle.

That guy is so cool he must be apart of the cweam team!

by Allah Cweam August 29, 2020

chemano

Chemano stands for cheap-man-ho. Which basically refers to the kinda guy who will sleep with anything, anywhere, anytime. Commonly, chemano's have no male friends, since they are always (always!) surrounded by drama and a general nasty aura.

Counter to a p.i.m.p. or player, chemano-like behavior is frowned upon. Yes, even by their boys.

Girl 1: Michel slept with Jason last night. And now she keeps asking me if I think he's going to call.

Girl 2: You lying! He slept with Stacey yesterday afternoon.

Girl 3: And with Juanita this morning!

Girl 1, 2 and 3: eeeeeeeeeuwww. CHEMANO!!!

by Ear2daStreet August 26, 2009