cantankerous

Having sex with a prostitute, upside down while eating a marshmallow.

give john some privacy. He is cantankerous.

by bobby boxter November 25, 2013

Cantankerous

bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.

Wow, can you believe Carol from accounting? What a cantankerous bitch.

by Spunty January 21, 2016

cantankering

Placing laborious effort into an action.

What could have been you cantankering away at the keyboard for hours is now you and I doing not entirely to your undoing the can can when you come on urbandictionary.com, dahling!

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

cuntankerous

Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn

My ex is one cuntankerous bitch.

by somuchforapathy September 28, 2011

cantankerous

Someone who is super cranky, usually in a sorority (SDT) and may also be a diver.

I wish she wasn't such a bitch; she's so cantankerous.

by lameobitch January 23, 2009

Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

Cuntrunker

Someone who jerks off a vagina.

Oh my god!? You cuntrunked her?

by Daniel Platt June 16, 2004