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cuntry boner

Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!

My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
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Cuntry Bumpkin

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
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Cungly

An old boomer who sits around all day drinking or watching shitty television and yelling things like "grab me a beer!". Doesn't care about their own appearance and probably doesn't shower or change their clothes. Is a complete mess.
Man, my grandpa is so Cungly! He smells like rotten flesh.
by Padgicus_Magicus April 2, 2022
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CUNTRY GHETTO

Defining a temper. A cowgirl who has no issues fighting with anyone , she was raised in the country spent time in the hood and brought them together.
You better recognize before I go cuntry ghetto on your ass
by Celi1 July 9, 2022
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Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.
Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.
by Ginny P. February 13, 2012
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cuntry

Isn't there an o in cuntry?
Nope
by Undefeatable Ownage May 14, 2008
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Crungry

A contraction of 'crunk' and 'hungry,' 'crungry' is a term used to describe the mixed sensations of hunger and drunkenness at the end of a long night, usually satiated by Taco Bell and other simlilar late night establishments.
"I am so crungry; who's sober enough to drive to Taco Bell across town?"
by Christopher Geatz September 7, 2005
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