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morning suprise cumming 

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
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Second cumming

1.the act of ejaculating 2(or more) times in 12 hours

Part of speech:Noun
Jim:"i hate rainy days"

Adam:"yeah me too, i was so bored that i jacked off,had lunch and then was bored again so i went for a second cumming"

Jim:"did you get it?"

Adam:"yeah!"
Second cumming by Jack Coff November 30, 2009

Second Cumming

When your jerking off or being jerked, after you jizz you feel as if you are going to have a second
sploogetastic orgasm
That chick gave me a mean second cumming
Second Cumming by T froster February 6, 2010

Speed curling 

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
Speed curling by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012

Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.
Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.
Sleep Curling by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017

snow cumming 

When you snort cocaine and you cum
snow cumming by Zebra2376 January 13, 2018

Scent cumming 

When something smells so good you just can't help but cum.
Sarah, your hair smelt so good, I think I'm scent cumming!
Scent cumming by Deadtoner4 May 27, 2018