Corporate Cum Shot

When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.

Matt met Lindsay and gave her a corporate cum shot.

by bel97g April 2, 2009

eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

by John Plato June 11, 2008

Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).

Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.

by teriyakichild August 19, 2012

virtual cum shot

masturbate in front of a computer and cum on his/hers face thats on the computer.

the only cum shots that kid will do are virtual cum shots.

by joe bonner June 28, 2007

elephant cum shot

To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.

"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"

by KissTheGuns April 20, 2006

cum shot

a fagot who thinks hes the shit and like to take it in the butt who is also albino and who got left back

cum shot chris

by frank dildo April 1, 2009

virgin cum shot

The act of taking a sip of milk and spitting it into your girlfriends face, thus refraining from any sexual activity. This is often used to test how a woman would look if an actual cum shot were to take place.

Yo, that girl is really hot... Im going to give her a virgin cum shot just to make sure.

by ezRusty93 May 19, 2010