cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

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textbook cum-stain

A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.

I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

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Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.

Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain

by Waterbury December 12, 2020

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Cum Stain Poetry

The art of making pictures and or words out of semen that has been ejaculated on a level surface.

"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 January 11, 2018

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Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.

Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society

by AZZA25 July 1, 2010

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Political Cum Stain

1. N. An annoying-ass adolescent piece of shit who always argues about politics, and usually hates everyone. See also: David.

2. N. The cum stain on the ass of a 12 year old girl. See also David.

Guy 1: Dude, you know who I hate more than Jeremy?
Guy 2: No who?
Guy 1: No one!
Guy 2: What about that kid David... hes such a Political Cum Stain!

by Thedeadhead04 May 17, 2008

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