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cum guzzler

One who sucks vast amounts of cum to support an addiction.

This word originated when a man known soley as Crackhead Chuck began filating numerous male genitalia in order to support an addiction to cocaine that was developed while attending college in Florence, SC. The male semen was often found oozing down the side of Crackhead Chuck's face nonetheless he was able to support his habbit and eventually graduated college. He now is in pursuit of a janitorial career in which he believes he can advance at a very fast pace.
Wow, look at that crackhead, he is such a cum guzzler, i wonder how much cum he had to guzzle to get that high?
cum guzzler by Biffsation December 28, 2005
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cum guzzler

Someone prefferibly a girl who can take wild loads of hot bursting white semen without dropping any of it.
Your mom is a hell of a good cum guzzler, believe me!
cum guzzler by longjohn July 15, 2008

cum guzzler

One who rinses with the load of a man. usually guzzles it.
the girl cum guzzlered the mans heavy load for free. wish it could be me.

Cum Guzzler

One that loves cum so much they guzzle gallons of it, usually some sort of whore as well. Also, a semen sucker, and baby juice drinker.
You: "That Iyonna sure is a whore."

Me: "Yeah, she's an original cum guzzler!"

cum guzzler

someone who eagerly takes loads of cum down their exquisite throat.
Dylan: Yo, that chick is a total cum guzzler.
Brody: I know bro, that is Tali for ya.
cum guzzler by brodubs March 18, 2011

cum guzzler

one who swallows large ammonts of seman
i aint kissin that ho that bitch is a cum guzzler
cum guzzler by diesel June 18, 2005

Cum Guzzler

Being of the type of woman that prefers to swallow large amounts of semen, opposed to simply spitting it out like a lil' bitch.
Damn dude, I found this cum guzzler that gets the job done and doesn't act like a bitch.
Cum Guzzler by 69Big Tasty69 August 17, 2016