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by iva big cock man October 23, 2003
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Cockman

(Noun probably)

-Often said alone with no other word before or after, signifying that man has reach maximum man capacity.
-A power status of superior masculinity
-Used to describe a man's ability to man harder than other men.

(Explination 1)
Present in Florida Man Folklore, Cockman is a being of supernatural intensity. It is described as a faceless being that preys on the tormented, reaps the morals of the strong, obscures reality upside down. Forcing life to have no meaning, as numerous celestial anomalies blink in and out of existence. The actuality of ones being is flipped on its end, and Cockman rains Supreme.

(Explination 2)

Thought in other tales he is just some homeless dude who tried to clap female hulks cheeks in doing so. He did. But the friction of the act, combined with She-Hulk's radiation transported him to our detention, as well as the added bonus of ultra male superiority. It is said that if you complete the cockman ritual, and successfully summon him from his interdimentional stasis, the summoners shall each receive an added 3 inches as well as a permanent 6 pack if you bring him some food.
Example: Ernest Khalimov always gives me such cockman vibes.
Or

Ernest: "Cockman"
*superior manliness echoes thouhout the omniverse*
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cockmangler

One with insatiable appetite for wang-dangs.
How many cocks did you last night, cockmangler?
by London_Midge February 20, 2004
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CuckMasterNez

Nezmo Being A Faggot!
Hey Look Hes Being A CuckMasterNez
by _Majora_ June 12, 2020
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cuckmonkey

An obnoxiously loud person
Quiet down you fucking cuckmonkey!
by ZenB22 January 16, 2021
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Cuckpanzee

The cuckpanzee complex is formed at a young age and by excessive masturbation coupled with unrestricted access to online pornography.

A cuckpanzee doesn't care what gets the pussy as long as it isn't their self and they get to watch while fapping furiously
by Dang Bo July 31, 2021
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cuckbang

A cuckhold at its finest. It’s when everyone in the neighborhood and city flows to one spot, whether it be an apartment, house, motel, or car, the bang goes on.

Your typical cuckhold is 1 couple with 1 single male, but a cuckbang is every single male banging your wife, endlessly.
Yo did you see Shannon with 5 guys last night?
Yeah her husband watched the entire cuckbang from the outside window like the cuck that he is.
by mrbrobot March 25, 2022
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