Culinartist

Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.

Connoisseur beer bacon consumption Culinartist

by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.

Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.

by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010

Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

Culinarian

A person with high interest and great appreciation for the culinary arts, who also has deep appreciation for the person and labor behind the meal being served.

“Fuck those foodie assholes, I’m a culinarian. The chef matters too.!”

by DarthZombie July 4, 2018

The Culinary Institute of America

The leading culinary school in the world that produces world class culinary chefs and baking and pastry chefs in the likes of Cat Cora, Michael, Symon, Duff Goldman, Anthony Bourdain, Michael Chiarello, Rocco DiSpirito and so many more professionals in the world of culinary arts.

the culinary institute of america

by CIARocks September 2, 2010

culinary racist

someone who leaves the over or under cooked part of their food, even when its still edible.

guy: hey why haven't you eaten that piece of pizza?
girl: its not cooked the same as the rest, its slightly burnt
guy: you culinary racist!

by Cap'n Loz May 4, 2010

Culinary Dehydration

The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.

"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"

by RacerboyGTR May 24, 2009