crumping

Jerking Off in a public place.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for Crumping in a movie theater.

by Perry Mole February 16, 2007

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 10, 2008

Chumping

Going for a bum or bumming men

Fancy a chump?

Matt: What u up to tonight?

Tom: Nothing much, just a spot of chumping

by Battyymannlover1212 June 23, 2009

Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

crumping babes

babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance

"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"

by Siren-x October 27, 2008

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011