Cusping

To wank oneself or to be wanked by someone else to the cusp of having an orgasm but stopping short of ejaculation. May be performed several times over and over before allowing orgasmic release of one's cum load. Cusping may be performed to enhance or extend sexual play or may be used as a form of BDSM play involving dominance and submissive roles. May also be referred to as Edging in the porn and fetish industries.

Roger's girlfriend enjoyed giving him a good wanking. She especially enjoyed cusping Roger from several good solid wanks that were stopped short before building him up to an explosive, orgasmic milking.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

dream crushing

What the brothers Briscoe do best.

"dream crushing gives me my powers!" said Lee Briscoe. "There is not a dream i can't crush!"

by coogan April 18, 2008

crushin' softies

Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.

Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"

Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."

by General Goblincock April 14, 2010

Crustinator

A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.

Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!

by =-O November 6, 2018

Candy-crushing

1.Playing candy crush saga for a noticable amount of time

2. Preforming well in the game with the receiving of a high score or large combo

1. Russell told Kayla she was candy-crushing for an hour straight.

2. RJ shouted, "candy-crushing" as he was performing well in Candy Crush saga.

by WorldClassGamer August 8, 2013

crushin' it

To excel beyond all foreseen abilities. To wildly surpass any goal or expectation. Applicable to: school, women, men, video games, life.

Alex A: Yo, Alex, what did you get on that Chemistry exam?
Alex M: About a 99%.
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: Crushin' it.
Alex A: How about those biddies?
Alex M: They all be givin' me their numbas
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: My life.

by bobbyjogangsta November 10, 2013

soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a dream-crushing, breaking, moment.

The soul-crushing moment, when your opponent lands a winning goal on table-soccer, but you've been try-hading all along.

by Naimru July 29, 2020