Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
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My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
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Look at all those crotchgoblins running around
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