Crossfit bro

Young males who are extreme devotees of Crossfit. Often interchangeable with Paleo bros.

I wish the Crossfit bros would stop trying to get me to do box steps and kettleball swings!

by lismo August 27, 2017

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.

Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.

by Nofoxgiven May 9, 2018

CrossFIT

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.

Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022

crossfit

gay

ur gay if you are a crossfiter

by GymRat43 May 17, 2023

Crossfit

an asskicking, kick-ass daily high-intensity, "functional" fitness workout.workouts usually followed by vommiting.people who dig crossfit include: fire fighters,police officers,marines,seals,martial artists,soccer moms etc...

todays crossfit wod made me puke

by thefatkid March 9, 2009

Crossfit Conservative

Someone who loves talking about free-market economics, any kind of bootstrap that can be pulled on, and that all lives matter when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand

...And they won't shut the fuck about it.

person 1: Who did you invite? Kyle? Ugh...he's such a crossfit conservative
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America

by JiggidyDenday February 1, 2021

CrossFit

Gay exercise

I'm joining my homosexual friends for some CrossFit.

by Lord Zuke April 9, 2019