Coozer

Another name for Penis.

Antonym => see "Cooze"

She handled my coozer like a musician handles a fine instrument.

by Alwayzright April 10, 2003

Coozer

Someone who is always out looking to get pussy.

You were the biggest coozer at the party.

by Young Wun January 31, 2008

Crooper

Female Beast

Dude, i love them crazy croopers!

by whimsical r-dub July 6, 2011

choozer

A choozer is generally someone in the process of selecting, comparing, and choosing a product before it's purchase and subsequent use.

Most commonly used in reference to the UK mobile phone and motor car comparison site, www.choozer.co.uk

John is on choozer to find a new Android phone.

by arbexo November 24, 2011

Crozer

A boner so bad that if it touches any thing you legs get numb and your toes curl

He woke up with a raging crozer and fell when it touched his pants as he was getting dresses

by Lebrinsky June 11, 2018

Croomer

When someone is cringe and Boomer at the same time.

Oh mom, that's so cringe. F*****g Croomer!!

by Finaldesert6826 June 26, 2020

Crooner

An angry old bint or shriv who shouts at people for doing nothing wrong

Grandpa Edward is a right old croon/crooner

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 2, 2021