Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 December 13, 2008

sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008

Cronkitey

Term for one who is a student at the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communications at Arizona State University. A Cronkitey person thinks they are going to be the next Barbra Walters or Walter Cronkite because they go to school in Downtown Phoenix vs. Tempe. They believe they are better than everyone else and don't see the truth that they are just journalism students at Arizona State.

Did you see Cody downtown? He was walking around with all of cameras and stuff talking about his new job. He was being so Cronkitey.

Marissa was all dressed up talking about her internship that she got because of her AMAZING reel. Cronkitey to the max.

Dressing up and talking up your not-so-jourslistic skills. #Cronkitey

by CoolCronkiteKid November 21, 2013

Cronkitey

Blend of honky + cracker + whitey.

Methinks you should get your cronkitey ass outta here being all xenophobic like that!

by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy February 1, 2007

sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

sloppy cronkite

First used on the Daily show with Jon Stewart.
When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to finish says "And thats the way it was".

I'm sure you can think of a way to use it!
Sloppy Cronkite!

by Marvin L February 4, 2007