Croissant

I could have dropped my croissant

This is how you use this sentence say I could have dropped my croissant

by WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MY GUY 🤣 April 9, 2021

Croissant

What you look like with bad posture

Something that is bent

You look like a damn croissant, oui oui oui huh huh huh

by AxelaG January 2, 2022

Croissant

It means queer, because I misspelled croissant as queer once. So it means queer now.

'yo are u a croissant?'
'HELL YEAH im a croissant!'

by babykittens October 1, 2022

Croissant

When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.

When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.

*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:

Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.

Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.

by Jj-palang September 14, 2023

Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.

Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants

by Night-stix December 3, 2023

Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.

"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"

by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023

Croissant

A crescent-shaped pastry originating in Austria.

The 5 men all ate a croissant each.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024