Croatian Language

The most dick wrenchingly difficult Russian doll of all languages. Just when you think that you've uncovered the key to understanding how to speak it there's a new level of suffixes and word re-arrangements. There's 87 common ways (excluding anomalies) of completing every single noun in this bullshit language, and at the end of it, everyone in Croatia uses one of 3 dialects which are completely separate to the actual language.

Dave: Hey, did you hear Mike's taken Croatian Language for Beginners this semester?
Pete: RIP

by WheelchairDave February 27, 2016

Croatian Taco Tornado

Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".

guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.

by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011

Croatian Fire Brigade

When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.

Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.

by Bro 100 July 30, 2022

Croatian

Proud to be a Croat.
Hrvatska all the way !

Im proud to be Croatian

by Croatian234143 November 19, 2011

croatoan

A word used to make people disappear and/or use of this word making people disappear forever without a goddamn trace.No one will ever know what happened to you/them.

I'm too embarassed, I can never show my face again. I am going croatoan.

She betrayed me. It's time to make her go croatoan.

by The_Kit_Kat_Artist January 6, 2018

croatian

I don't know, but I know their women are gorgeous!

Dude, Krtolic daughter is hot!

by ::analogue:: January 8, 2004

croatian

Croats are fun-loving party people. They have a beautiful beach, hot people, an awesome soccer team and are very patriotic towards their country. They are also home to great euro dance music...like Colonia! Anyone who disagrees is PURE jealous!!!

Those Croatian girls are gorgeous and love to have a good time!

by Noelle Spiech December 28, 2005