Crispin Glover

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

crispin giles gilbert

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.

There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall

by fotbf=erfd April 23, 2021

John Crispin Restoles

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.

Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!

by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

St. Crispin's day

Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.

St. Crispin's day is gay.

by BettyLou April 18, 2007

Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon

A made-up term that is commonly used as an attention test or honesty test of some sort. It is used to see if people will lie or tell the truth when faced with a question they’re unsure about. The hope is that people will be truthful, but sometimes, for whatever reason, sometimes they aren’t.

Are you familiar with the Crispin-Buxley Phenomenon? ...Yes? ...Well then, I guess you're a liar then.

by Harked July 21, 2023

rida x crispin

Probably the cutest couple you could think of. "Wow rida and crispin are goals"

Wow rida x crispin are goals

by Apersonyoudontknow111 January 7, 2019

Crispin

Crispin is the one you avoid in the pub, always out on his own, opinionated about everything, if he tries to encroach on your group, its best to not make eye contact (half Crispin) or just totally turn your back on him (full Crispin)

Wow!! Steve just did a full Crispin on him, bold move as he is now facing in the opposite direction of the rest of the group !!

by Crep Lord October 23, 2025