Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.

"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"

by Dunk Willbery May 22, 2005

Crikey Moses

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

by Platmatt October 15, 2019

The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines September 26, 2016

Crikey O'Mighty

An alternative word to 'Christ All Mighty'

Crikey O'Mighty, it has a mind of it's own tonight!

by Bilsteintheshocker October 27, 2011

Crikey Cameron

Another Term For The Stale Meme "DAMN DANIEL" that originated from an I Hate Everything video

Nathan : Do you the durr plant meme that came from IHE's Crikey Cameron Video
George : Yes

by Some Random Worthless Cunt July 24, 2018

Oh My Crikey

A word of exclamation used when something is found very suprising or shocking. Can help to put a more jovial element to sticky, arkward or depressing situations

Person A - Did you hear that so and so is going out wiv...?
Person B - Oh my crikey!!

or

*loud bang!*

person C - OH MY CRIKEY!!!

by Jemzi March 19, 2008