Presidential Erection

What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.

Man, Romney sure got a presidential erection after he saw that attack ad on Presidential Obama

by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012

Presidential Tint

The darkest tint you can have on a car's windows.
Most cars that have it are ridin dirty. So if you have it, cops will give you tickets to harass you.

You know I ride with that Presidential Tint... but I ride clean, busta.

by Afr0Man77 October 6, 2006

philip kotler presidential award

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007

Presidential Hand Job

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ

'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'

by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

Full Presidential

A blow job with a finger up the butt.

Before Bill got caught, Monica gave him the full presidential treatment.

by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 29, 2017